I have switched over my server to DeviantArt, it's just seemed more convienent to have it all on the same server, my blog and imaging that is. That aside, I will get my drawings up on the server as soon as possible, it should be in the next week, but don't hold me to that. I also added my first favorite, called "Teach Me How To Drown". The quote that goes with it is "I'll teach you how to swim, you teach me how to drown."

With that out of the way, I have to tell you about the G.I. Joe my cousin recieved for his birthday. I can sum it up like this, A French Poodle in Elton John's sequin covered outfit, drinking an orange mocha frapachino and speaking with a lisp while listening to the Village People wouldn't be as gay as this soldier.

He was wearing pants that were bright red and black, what could he be trying to blend in with? The best I could come up with is if their trying to hide out in a field of bleeding seals, in which case, they'll blend right in.

He sports a handle bar mustache that lead up to his sideburns. He tops of his lisp-a-rific look with a bandana and some Gucci sunglasses.

My cousin Ashley and I spent most of the afternoon taking pictures of our favorite soldier in many different gay poses. I have them on the server and you can view them by going to the Scraps section of my account (click where it says scraps, duh).

Finally, I noticed that his arms contained muscles that normal humans don't have. With this information I have come to the only conclusion I could, G.I. Joe is a gay alien.

That's all I got for now, stick around here as this is my all I am running for now. Thanks for all your support.

Zack, The Devious One

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